The Joys of Working (OR: My Rough Equivalent of Slavery)

I think I need to check with someone at Movie Tavern's corporate HQ. Here's a rundown of my first paycheck (coming a month after I was hired, nonetheless):

Total hours worked: 31.38
Rate of Pay: $0.00

Total:

I don't believe that meets current Federal minimum wage laws. I could be wrong, though.