Someone Call Relient K (OR: 4CHAN FTW)

I have been in one hell of a state recently. Really, two...bipolar, maybe?

I blame 4Chan (yes, I'm an occasional /b/tard) for making me incredibly slap happy on Wednesday and highly grumpy today. Yesterday?

What else but lazy?

O, Despair (OR: Girls is confusing)

CSCC girl is confusing. Ex-girlfriends are both confusing. Other girls confusing themselves are confusing me.

But most of all my mother. And that is what worries me more than any other.

If I can't even understand almost anything my mother does, what chance do I have with the female population in general?

Two Random Bits (OR: One observation and one minor revelation)

One: As part of work, there was a staff meeting Sunday morning, at eleven in the morning. Nothing terrible, aside from being before noon on a weekend. This is for someone who probably wakes up after 11 am more often than not anymore. Anyway, as this was mandatory and there would be no one to wake me up for it, I chose to set my alarm, for 10 am. In doing so, I see that it was last set for 4:20 in the morning. What's odd about that (and no, it was not set for 4/20. Grow up.)

Those who've actually been reading this blog regularly (all two of you) may remember that the last time...hell, the only time I've needed to wake up that early was for (now moot) fall registration.

A little research right on this site (meaning I have, in another Firefox tab, the blog to which I'm about to publish this post...and I call the other blog "the ADHD blog.") reminds me that the date was April 27.

This means I've not had to set that freakin' alarm in three months.

Be jealous.

2: My other, much less dramatic and blog-worthy (yet the reason I wrote this).

I've realized that, for practicality's sake...

I cannot wink.